I’ve had a bad run of emails lately….

Coming in from 20 somethings living in moms basement. Surviving on Coca Cola, Doritos and wank time in front of the computer. (sorry, but I can’t relate)

Then this gem came in….

Hello Mr. Wilson,

I’m a retired Naval Officer. All my life I’ve been fit and sexually active.

About a year ago I had a “failure to fire” event in the bedroom. A problem I’ve never experienced before. I thought it was a one time deal and forgot about it.

Until it happened again a few weeks later.

This second crisis was the beginning of the end for me. From this juncture on I was unable to sustain an erection long enough to complete a full round of intercourse.

I was 75 at the time and concluded that I was just getting old. And these things happen to old people.

This pity party went on for several weeks until one day I woke up and said, No Dammit. I will not give in to this!

I follow your diet recommendations closely now and eat paleo with several serving of cruciferous vegetables a week.

I use most of the supplements you recommend. Have shortened up my exercise routines and upped the intensity.

And I jelq for 7 minutes in the shower five days a week.

I’m 76 now and all systems are go. Morning erections are hard. And evening erections up to snuff after a brief warm up.

Intercourse is now back on the itinerary.

I believe the jelqing was crucial to my recovery. I shall continue with these exercises as long as I am able.

Feel free to use this letter with the omission of my surname.

Regards,
William, San Diego CA

You gotta love it!

76 and jelqing 5 days a week so he can keep the game on with his wife.

Now THAT’S what I call a role model.

Mark

P.S. I get more grief for my jelqing recommendation than all the others combined.

My response to these complainers is always the same. Replace wank time with jelqing for a month, then talk to me.

After your erectile dysfunction has diminished or disappeared altogether…

Your testis and ejaculate have both increased in size. And you actually feel invigorated after your sessions instead of drained and fatigued.

I have a feeling you’re going to change your mind.

Filed under: Erectile Dysfunction

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