The rationalization hamster is out in full force this time of year.
Slapping down your dreams…
Gnawing away at your potential. Your happiness.
Your quality of life.
Here’s how this pesky creature operates…
You make a really bad decision. And the hamster
begins to run inside your brain…
Spinning that wheel around until it comes up with a
reason to justify your bad decision.
On Monday you say to yourself…”I’m not going to
exercise this week”.
This is your hamsters Que to start running. So he hits
that wheel hard and comes up with something like this.
“I’ve got that deadline at work. So I’ll start exercising
Now here’s the problem with this. One your hamster gets
going he’s almost impossible to stop.
So when lunch time rolls around. He whispers this into
“Go ahead and order those super size fries pal. You can get
your diet back on track once you’ve finished up the deadline…
There’s no need to stress about the food until you start
exercising anyway, right?”
Make no mistake about it. This hamster is a man killer.
And his primary goal is to suck every last ounce of man juice
out of your body.
That’s why I suggest you take your hamster out back.
Chop his head off. And send him straight up to hamster heaven.
Because I promise you. You’re going NOWHERE until you get
this nasty rodent out of your brain.
P.S. We’ve processed the first batch of saliva hormone test kits.
So we’re going to crack the door open briefly and let a few more
of you inside.
We have 25 slots open.
Once they’re all filled, we’ll have to close the door again.