I got an email on Saturday that was hard to read…
It was especially brutal because the author was so articulate…
So he told his story well. With Lots of detail.
Here’s the watered down version…
His nightmare began after he and his wife decided to divorce.
The split was mutual. Or so he thought…
But after the papers were signed and he’d moved out. – he
discovered he’d been tricked.
Because she’d been seeing a guy at work.
And before the ink dried on the court papers, he’d moved
in the house.
And was sleeping with His wife. In His bed.
After the standard two year slide that Always happens after
something like this, he cleaned up his act.
Cut back on the booze. Started exercising…
Took the pizza place off redial. Lost a little bit of weight.
Then he went girl shopping.
It took him almost 18 months. But he finally found one.
Fast forward 9 weeks later and it was time to consummate this
She was his girl now.
So they needed to do what girls and boys do.
He was a bit nervous about this, but he was pretty sure he
could rise to the occasion.
But he was wrong. That rise never happened.
There’s quite a bit more to this story, but I’m going to save you
And jump straight to the happy ending.
Two months ago he did something he Should have done two years
Once the results came back he knew Instantly why his flag pole
never rose that night.
He’d been walking around with the estrogen level of a 60 year
And let me tell you something. Estrogen does a Lot of things to
But creating a flag pole ain’t one of them.
Moral of the story?
If you’ve been on a bad run lately…